See if you can guess this company, based on its investments:

• $1.5M to a fertility company

• $8.56M to Chinese media companies

• $25M into a lettuce and strawberry farm

• $1M to a company selling knock-off lotions

• $500K towards developing a weight loss drug

If you answered: Fredrick the stock-picking goldfish, from that one YouTube video - solid guess!

But you're wrong. It was FTX's investment arm, Alameda Research.

Just when we thought we were out, this story pulls us back in.

This came to light earlier this week, after The Financial Times obtained the Excel spreadsheet that Sam Bankman-Fried was sending around in early November (while trying to seek rescue funding), and did some digging.

At this point, the only thing we know to expect from this story is a banger of a Netflix documentary.