Imagine getting grounded, then having the gall to say to your parents:

"Seeing as I cannot leave my room, I will require my dinner (chicken fingers, no salad) to be delivered to my bedroom, no later than 6:30pm.

...oh, and would it kill you to add Capris Sun (Wild Cherry) to the drinks menu? Thanks champ."

That's the energy Sam Bankman-Fried is keeping, while publicly discussing a hearing request with congress.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters recently tweeted the below to SBF:

To which he pretty, much replied: Thanks, but I'm pretty busy - so lets rain check, yeah?

Alex Berenson put it perfectly, saying SBF is “happy to talk to anyone and everyone… just as long as he’s not under oath.”

If you want an idea of how the rest of Crypto Twitter reacted, see gif