Ok, that last article was a DOOZY.

So we're going to keep this one short n' sweet.

A BTC wallet address that hadn't transacted in over a decade came back to life on Wednesday.

(I.e. It moved funds for the first time in over 10 years).

For context, the owner would have been buying BTC at around $8 a piece.

Assuming that the owner sold their Bitcoin after the move, their return on investment would have been (get this!):

120,000,000%

...if only we'd decided to join a Bitcoin forum back in 2012, instead of the Carly Rae Jepsen fan club.